Thursday, October 21, 2004

CYBERSEX

Just got this story about a new technology that will allow u to actually have sex via a computer... no, seriously. I've done the online hook up thing, but this? Come on!

A new computer gadget enables someone to apply direct physical stimulation sexually to another person over the Internet, thus advancing "cybersex" far beyond its previous limitation of mere words and pictures. According to a September report on Wired.com, the vibrating "Sinulator," with wireless receiver, can be activated remotely at different speeds and force by a spouse or anyone else who uses the device's password at Sinulator's Web site, and that manipulation can be done not only by keyboard and mouse, but by a male placing the Sinulator's transmitting sleeve ("Interactive Fleshlight") over his penis and thrusting at his (or the recipient's) preferred speed and force. "Thus," summarized the Wired writer, "a man can be thrusting in Cleveland while a woman is penetrated in Seattle." [Wired.com, 9-24-04]

I don't know about u, but this all seems pretty twisted 2 me. It must be part of a conspiracy to turn us all into robots devoid of human connectivy, emotion, and compassion - cyber drones of society. There's a song in there somewhere, I know it.

Personally, I'll take a hot guy (or girl 4 that matter!) in my lap over an electronic device for my penis any day of the week! ESPECIALLY that hot ass guy from the concert last night in Annapolis who was wearing that pink shirt. Where oh where did my angel disappear to in the purplish night ... leaving a trail of deflated gay boy hearts in his dust as he sped off in his big-mama-style mini-van?

ain't nuttin' like the real thing, babeee!

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